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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2013 22:34:04 GMT -6
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it's selfie o'clock! did you get your invite? tits out, kip.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2013 22:52:20 GMT -6
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i love you, charlie. i really love you.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2013 22:55:56 GMT -6
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tell me something i don't know, asshole. let's party tonight.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2013 23:00:32 GMT -6
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can you wear that red g-string? you know i'm an ass man.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2013 23:07:18 GMT -6
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i'm not wearing underwear, my skirt's too short, it'd show. shave though, i don't want beard rash when we make out/you go down on me.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2013 23:14:16 GMT -6
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you're lucky you're a blonde. you're positive you're not from new york right because i don't go down on anyone that's been there for longer than a week. they taste funny.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2013 23:19:39 GMT -6
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...you're an actual idiot harrison. legit, fully fledged moron. i'm a texan girl, i taste like BBQ ribs and persistent racist inklings.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2013 23:23:02 GMT -6
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have you seen my sex tape? can i watch you eat ribs?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2013 23:28:59 GMT -6
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yea, truth be told i'm a little sick of jumped up little shits like you thinking you can do my job. that girl couldn't take a dick for love nor money. yeah sure, over skype. $50 for ten minutes, maybe $40 because i like your lil girly face.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2013 23:33:15 GMT -6
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this is perfect, we're like the prince and the pauper. the professional and the amateur. i smell a harlequin romance.
do it for free and i'll tell perez we did it.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2013 23:36:44 GMT -6
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... did you seriously just say "harlequin romance"? seriously, seriously?
alright deal. if my contract runs out we're getting married.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2013 23:38:08 GMT -6
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do you mind if i send you dick pics?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2013 23:42:09 GMT -6
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i mean, i've seen a lot of dicks so i'm not that interested but if this is some sort of therapy for you, then sure.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2013 23:48:12 GMT -6
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it will be life changing, i swear.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2013 23:50:03 GMT -6
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i should warn you i lose about three phones a month so you're probably going to end up exposed all over the internet. again. a la my life.
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