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If you're still hungover, we're going on day two, and I think it calls for a doctor.
why did you let me drink so much!?!? I thought you loved me :c
I think your exact words were, "if you love me, then you'll stop acting like my dad!" and you proceeded to stomp away to the bar.
it's a bit of a lose lose for you, isn't it?
No winning either way, so I figured better off letting you have your way.
if it makes you feel better I think I'm dying
This can't be normal. Still?
Maybe I'm pregnant
.. Is that possible?
you're just that good, baby. so damn fertile
Does anyone ever tell you you're not the best with your jokes?
alice laughs at my jokes
Alice is a bit easily amused babe.
I'm dying, you could at least pretend
Alright, alright. My bad. Try me again.