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Post by cillian mcallister on Nov 3, 2013 21:05:31 GMT -6
| I'm afraid it might be a bit of an impossible task, I'll just undo one more button on my shirt. Let a lil man boob hang out there.
WHATEVER. Don't work in a museum.
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Post by atlas leblanc on Nov 3, 2013 21:07:04 GMT -6
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.. Don't do that. Really, not if you want to get a girl.
I will work where ever I want when I turn twenty-two thank you very much kind sir.
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Post by cillian mcallister on Nov 3, 2013 21:42:08 GMT -6
| 50 y/o's like a little man cleave.
Actually, do work in a museum. A dead animal one. With taxidermy buffalo and deer.
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Post by atlas leblanc on Nov 3, 2013 21:46:45 GMT -6
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Do it. Dare youuuuu.
No. I'm not going to work at a museum like that. I'll probably be a cute gallery girl, maybe work at MoMA, maybe.. Milk? Yea, maybe I'll take the fashion route. Or the world traveler route. Who's to say. Life is still young, let me turn 21 first.
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Post by cillian mcallister on Nov 4, 2013 5:45:03 GMT -6
| It'll work, I'm a near professional.
I'd like to pretend I know what those are.. Actually that's a lie, I'm glad I don't. I forgot that you were a child.
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Post by atlas leblanc on Nov 4, 2013 10:28:49 GMT -6
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On that note, how did your friend date with the little fallen star go?
You know what they are Cillian, don't play me like that. And I forget you're old but it's fine because you're a little bit immature for your age and I'm a bit mature for mine so it evens out!
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Post by cillian mcallister on Nov 4, 2013 11:08:51 GMT -6
| Who?
No, I honestly don't. Immature? Me? God, no way.
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Post by atlas leblanc on Nov 4, 2013 11:13:28 GMT -6
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Layla. Lily. Lila???
The modern museum of art? Milk studios? Who are you and how long have you lived in New York. Um yea, so don't degrade me like I'm a little girl!!
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Post by cillian mcallister on Nov 4, 2013 11:35:22 GMT -6
| She got wasted, she cried, I consoles, she kept crying and I have no patience. And she got a bit desperate.
A year.. I went to that once, saw a deflated balloon on display. I could take a shit and call it "art". You can't even legally consume alcohol. Dibs on buying your first legal drink.
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Post by atlas leblanc on Nov 4, 2013 11:44:02 GMT -6
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Desperate, how so? Did she lay the moves on you? Do I have to lay a Layla out!?
Ugh you're such a noob. So much to show, so little time! Sex museum is where I will take you next. In Vegas, I'm going to be super American and do Vegas. Going hard.
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Post by cillian mcallister on Nov 4, 2013 12:55:30 GMT -6
| Yea, fight her. She'd probably win, girl's got nails.
I would blow my nose and call it art. No. No Vegas.. There are better places than Vegas.
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Post by atlas leblanc on Nov 4, 2013 13:17:33 GMT -6
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Stupid cunt. She might have nails but black ppl also have hair that's super easy to go for. And I'm great at things like that.
Until you couldn't that's just a lie! No, Vegas. Or maybe Nashville, or Atlantic City, Miami? Idk it has to be trashy.
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Post by cillian mcallister on Nov 4, 2013 14:51:36 GMT -6
| Simmer down, Piper Chapman. That's Crazy Eyes you're talking about.
No, literally. I'd be like, "here, I made this" and MoMA would say "jesus christ, you made that? That is *~ART~*" No, the shittiest bar in Toledo, Ohio. I've never been. .
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Post by atlas leblanc on Nov 4, 2013 16:23:47 GMT -6
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Her hair looks kind of greasy and oily though and I don't want that stuff in my fingers.
... No. btw I think MoMA was a misspelling, I'm glad you trusted me with it anyway. And again, no. This is my birthday!
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Post by cillian mcallister on Nov 4, 2013 16:51:01 GMT -6
| Superficially picking apart someone's appearance, it's one of your better qualities.
Really, whenever I want to seem a bit richy I repeat one of your texts, thanks for making me sound like a moron over drinks with friends, luckily they don't have a degree in art history. Vegas. And if we get married, I insist we do it in jean.
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