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Post by jonny kaplan on Nov 5, 2013 9:47:32 GMT -6
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I do pretty well getting with them, definitely the better side to be on. |
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Post by sara holland on Nov 5, 2013 9:51:06 GMT -6
 | Only the 95% that are there to get laid, they're frauds. It's really sad, actually. |
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Post by jonny kaplan on Nov 5, 2013 9:55:56 GMT -6
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Really way less sad than being the band member's girlfriend/tour babysitter when you're more talented than the whole band combined. Those slutty girls are playing to their strengths... Do feel bad for the ones who end up with the roadie though, even if it's me.
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Post by sara holland on Nov 5, 2013 10:03:46 GMT -6
| Insult or compliment? It's really not like that though, the road's a bit more fun than sticking around, and sorting our other band's problems is easier than sorting out my own. Oh damn, those roadies. Wouldn't know, haven't spun that web. |
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Post by jonny kaplan on Nov 5, 2013 10:12:43 GMT -6
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Bit of both, gotta make you work for the compliments. Yea, and your band's problems are beyond sorting.
I am sick to fucking death of groupie fuck list comparisons.
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Post by sara holland on Nov 5, 2013 10:20:56 GMT -6
| Remember when you called me ugly, stupid and unpopular? Unforgivable. I'm fishing here.
What. Explain. |
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Post by jonny kaplan on Nov 5, 2013 10:30:30 GMT -6
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Remember when I called you my soulmate? That was ten minutes ago, so shut up.
When you work with a big band, the same girls recur. Like when I worked with the Strokes, the roadies would stand to the side of the stage, pointing out which girls they'd fucked... It was like collecting Pokemon cards. "Yeah everyone's got that one, no biggie", "Shit, you've had The Legs? Props man, I tried her a couple tours back and no dice" etc. etc.
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Post by sara holland on Nov 5, 2013 10:41:10 GMT -6
| Do it again, I love your love.
You're all relentless. Would I be cheekbones or eyebrows? I feel these are my best features. |
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Post by jonny kaplan on Nov 5, 2013 10:49:12 GMT -6
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You're the love of my life, Sara Not-Holland.
It's not really my style. You're wittily referred to as 'Brows Only' - Eyebrows, and also browse, since you're look but don't touch. Feel free to thank me for my pro cock-blocking.
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Post by sara holland on Nov 5, 2013 11:25:37 GMT -6
| You're my Jesus Christ. WWJD, I love you too.
I was thinking 'Queen of the Groupiea', but this is better than I imagined. Thank you for saving me from the roadies who reek of Budweiser, likely carry a slew of infections, and maintain poor sleeping quarters. |
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Post by jonny kaplan on Nov 5, 2013 11:35:37 GMT -6
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I'm less overrated than Jesus.
I save you and you thank me by insulting my brethren. We sleep with the same girls you bastard.
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Post by sara holland on Nov 5, 2013 11:39:41 GMT -6
| More. Actually. Have you seen your following?
Half your brethren can barely tune a guitar, let alone a groupie. |
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Post by jonny kaplan on Nov 5, 2013 13:17:27 GMT -6
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Yea, but they're not devoted enough. I want people to die in my name.
Ohhhh I see what you did there. Are you including me in that half?
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Post by sara holland on Nov 5, 2013 13:29:58 GMT -6
| I'll wwjd but nothing more.
Metaphors, riiiight? You can tune a guitar. The groupies appear satisfied, but I can't say for certain. |
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Post by jonny kaplan on Nov 5, 2013 13:35:04 GMT -6
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I'll take it.
But you're their queen!
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