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Post by sinthia clark-kaplan on Nov 13, 2013 15:52:13 GMT -6
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I think your next movie should be called Jackass: Hot Babes edition. Only, I'm the only hot babe in it, and we nix the rest of your team and they can follow us around on a Friday night.
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Post by finn hawkins on Nov 13, 2013 15:59:50 GMT -6
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Sorry Thia, already dubbed Jackass: YOLO. I decided that today, feel free to marvel at my linguistic genius. |
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Post by sinthia clark-kaplan on Nov 13, 2013 16:03:13 GMT -6
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How do you feel about calling our sex tape that? Also, I need to know what brand of wasabi you snorted, and if you bought it at Whole Foods or the ethnic section of Victory Market. Also, do you recommend?
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Post by finn hawkins on Nov 13, 2013 16:07:14 GMT -6
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Using it for the movie. No good for a sex tape anyway, we need to play off 'sin"... Finn in Sin is a good start, very literal, and I'm a man who likes his porn literal. Got it at a sushi restaurant in Tokyo, and no, I heartily anti-recommend. |
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Post by sinthia clark-kaplan on Nov 13, 2013 16:12:06 GMT -6
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If we Finn in Sin tonight, I'd be v happy since it's been two weeks since I got properly laid. Would you trust me to shave your balls?
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Post by finn hawkins on Nov 13, 2013 16:15:49 GMT -6
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In that case I'll shower, just for you. Yeah, but I once trusted a snake to eat raw chicken from my groin so it's probably not hugely flattering. |
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Post by sinthia clark-kaplan on Nov 13, 2013 16:20:16 GMT -6
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That's ok, I prefer my genitalia with a bit of character aka mangled as fuck. botched circumcisions? totally into that.
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Post by finn hawkins on Nov 13, 2013 16:24:49 GMT -6
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Once I went to bed with a girl right, and it's all good, she's hot, riding my dick, moaning like crazy. Then she starts going, "yeah, fuck me you bastard, fuck me like you're gonna shoot me if I stop" and I'm like "..." but by now I'm minutes away from finishing, so I just roll with it. But then she's like "YEAH, fuck me Rory, haven't seen any pussy in prison right, fuck me you murderer."
Then she added me on Facebook, and on FB it links to her site, right? And it's like, a tribute to my brother. Saying how misunderstood and perfect he is and how she's legally changing her surname to 'Hawkins' and is gonna insist on being called Mrs. Weird chick. Fucked her again though. |
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Post by sinthia clark-kaplan on Nov 13, 2013 16:29:33 GMT -6
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I mean, have you seen the Boston marathon bomber? Total brown babe. It's nothing against you, Finny, we just like them dangerous. You could probably fuck me like that if you wanted, you seem into thattttt.
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Post by finn hawkins on Nov 13, 2013 16:30:58 GMT -6
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Actually kinda am, so thanks princess. What's new? |
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Post by sinthia clark-kaplan on Nov 13, 2013 16:32:53 GMT -6
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Trying to figure out if I should fake a pregnancy to get this guy to like me. What do you think?
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Post by finn hawkins on Nov 13, 2013 16:34:46 GMT -6
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Definitely. Get scans from a pregnant woman though, you want it to be seriously legit. |
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Post by sinthia clark-kaplan on Nov 13, 2013 16:40:12 GMT -6
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I could kiss you THAT IS PERFECT. Do you think this will make him fall in love with me??
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Post by finn hawkins on Nov 13, 2013 16:41:34 GMT -6
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No, he'll either hang himself or run away, and he'll definitely hate you when he finds out it's bull. But it'd be really fucking funny to watch. |
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Post by sinthia clark-kaplan on Nov 13, 2013 17:05:33 GMT -6
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OK Finn well then we can't do that. Even I knew that. How do I get boys to like me.
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