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Post by cillian mcallister on Oct 5, 2013 16:18:26 GMT -6
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----------Less, if I get an old beater.
Appetizer. Dinner. Dinner.
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Post by atlas leblanc on Oct 5, 2013 19:57:15 GMT -6
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----------But then you can't drink. Sneaking drinks on the ferry on the other hand with lady liberty... Fun!
Ok maybe you should be on Oprah's plan.
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Post by cillian mcallister on Oct 5, 2013 21:25:24 GMT -6
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----------Water police are a joke. What am I to do, crash into the old lady? I'll just stay at yours.
As a man I have two stomachs.
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Post by atlas leblanc on Oct 5, 2013 21:43:40 GMT -6
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----------You know, you might! A modern day Three's Company, it'll be so fun <3
Woooff. You all have it too easy.
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Post by cillian mcallister on Oct 6, 2013 18:26:45 GMT -6
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----------You really need to find a better roommate. Want help?
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Post by atlas leblanc on Oct 6, 2013 19:23:13 GMT -6
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----------I was hoping you'd ask. Please please pleaseee lend me your expertise!
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Post by cillian mcallister on Oct 8, 2013 4:43:26 GMT -6
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----------Are you not being sarcastic? Do you not like her? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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Post by atlas leblanc on Oct 8, 2013 16:59:17 GMT -6
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----------Yea, no, really. I've been lying to you and myself this entire time. It feels so good to just get it off my chest and say it.
You have to help me now. I don't know what to do, she's clingy even with me!
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Post by cillian mcallister on Oct 8, 2013 18:15:27 GMT -6
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----------Tell me how you've come to this conclusion as I've been telling you this all a-fucking-long.
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Post by atlas leblanc on Oct 8, 2013 18:46:40 GMT -6
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----------I wouldn't call it a conclusion, more of me just coming forth with it. She's a serious bitch, she sits and pouts and whines whenever something doesn't go her way. She hasn't chipped in for rent in two months, our cable was turned off because that's her bill and she hasn't paid it. And I stole her phone while she was sleeping and creeped her texts and she was talking MAD shit. So I'm officially over it.
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Post by cillian mcallister on Oct 8, 2013 19:01:54 GMT -6
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----------Yea.. she's a cunt.
I don't have any real roommate ideas. You could a) live by yourself. b) eBay yourself. c) ask more of your friends. and potentially d) stay at mine while you do so.
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Post by atlas leblanc on Oct 8, 2013 19:07:31 GMT -6
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----------LOLOLOL, jk. She not only paid cable this month, but bought us Apple TV too. So we're air playing my texts to our flat screen and cuddling on the couch.
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Post by cillian mcallister on Oct 8, 2013 19:10:26 GMT -6
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----------You're having a lesbian affair and I no longer want to see you.
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Post by atlas leblanc on Oct 8, 2013 19:12:30 GMT -6
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----------No.
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Post by cillian mcallister on Oct 8, 2013 19:17:01 GMT -6
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----------Wasting my time.
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