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Post by jonny kaplan on Oct 9, 2013 13:41:53 GMT -6
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Good seeing you last night. I guess it's true what they say about girls with tongue piercings... same time tonight?
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Post by atlas leblanc on Oct 9, 2013 16:22:20 GMT -6
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WRONG NUMBER. For the 27th time this year.
And tongue piercings are so 2009.
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Post by jonny kaplan on Oct 10, 2013 0:01:38 GMT -6
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Sorry babe, that's what you get for having a name beginning with 'A'. Maybe I should actually save Adam's number as 'Adam'....
In the midst of the best blowjob so far this year, I really couldn't give a fuck what era they're from.
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Post by atlas leblanc on Oct 10, 2013 12:49:48 GMT -6
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Delete me, simply Leblanc it, whatever you do just figure it out.
It's a shame it took you all the way until October to find it, then again that's what I couldn't really give a fuck about!
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Post by jonny kaplan on Oct 10, 2013 19:40:57 GMT -6
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Nah, I like Atlesbian.
I'm hoping to top it, but yea, 2013 has been a year of non starters in the blowjob department.
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Post by atlas leblanc on Oct 10, 2013 19:48:15 GMT -6
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Then put 000-000-0000 as the number so your messages can go into cyberspace where they belong.
2014 is right around the corner, start it off right.
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Post by jonny kaplan on Oct 12, 2013 4:02:55 GMT -6
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Stop being so fucking passive aggressive, you're boring me.
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Post by atlas leblanc on Oct 13, 2013 18:57:10 GMT -6
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Never. But really, no. I don't buy the whole wrong person thing.
First time, fine. Second time, eh. Zillionth, not buying it. You'd be better off straight up texting whatever endeavors you'd like me to know about.
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Post by jonny kaplan on Oct 14, 2013 7:07:59 GMT -6
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Literally text the first number in my phone, same as all those misdials that lead to blank voicemails. I did make sure your number was first though.
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Post by atlas leblanc on Oct 14, 2013 11:23:40 GMT -6
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Still no. I did the scientific method on this scenario like 10x. You're full of shit. It's impossible.
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Post by jonny kaplan on Oct 14, 2013 15:18:36 GMT -6
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Be right back, I think I broke something laughing at the idea of you using the scientific method.
For real though, I need you to come pick up what's left of your stuff from my apartment. I'm clearing out.
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Post by atlas leblanc on Oct 14, 2013 15:46:47 GMT -6
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I'd be more than happy to lay it all out for you <3
What's even there? I can imagine tossing it will do, if I haven't noticed nor missed it the past 100 months.
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Post by jonny kaplan on Oct 14, 2013 15:58:26 GMT -6
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About 30 pairs of shoes. I have no fucking idea how you could leave them behind.
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Post by atlas leblanc on Oct 14, 2013 16:02:57 GMT -6
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Ok SO.
1) Question: Is it possible for Jonny to text me every time he drunkenly enters his phonebook by accident?
2) Background research: 99.9% of people don't use their phonebook for shit. They open go to messages, click new message, and from there are prompted to type in the NAME or number of the person they wish to reach.
3) Hypothesis: Therefore, you specifically type in Atlas. Atlesbian. Whatever.
4) Testing: Came out in my favor.
5) Conclusion: YOU DO THIS SHIT ON PURPOSE.
Ew, last season then, definitely. Toss them!
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Post by jonny kaplan on Oct 14, 2013 16:12:25 GMT -6
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True, except I don't have an iPhone. Not even a smartphone... So you're way off, beautiful.
Yea ok, makes total sense. Why donate them when you can throw them out, right?
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