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Post by jonny kaplan on Nov 4, 2013 19:34:14 GMT -6
| That you care more than you make out.
Yeah, because you never try to bait me, right? That article? Oscar? Not at all attempts to bait. |
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Post by sinthia clark-kaplan on Nov 4, 2013 19:36:47 GMT -6
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To be fair, the article wasn't necessarily meant the way you took it. I figured, they asked me the question, I could either be honest about our relationship, or I could say I never spoke to you. Which do you think would have been more of a piss off?
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Post by jonny kaplan on Nov 4, 2013 19:38:29 GMT -6
| To be honest I don't remember what you said, I was just pissed that my name was mentioned at all. |
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Post by sinthia clark-kaplan on Nov 4, 2013 19:39:44 GMT -6
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That really wasn't my fault. I tried. You can claim that as the one, sole moment I have ever cared about your feelings.
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Post by jonny kaplan on Nov 5, 2013 1:44:55 GMT -6
| Nope. Stop talking, you're pissing me off again. |
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Post by sinthia clark-kaplan on Nov 5, 2013 4:53:08 GMT -6
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You really are fat, tho.
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Post by jonny kaplan on Nov 5, 2013 5:15:13 GMT -6
| Good, then I'm not wasting my time with these fucking weight gain protein shakes that taste like shit. |
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Post by sinthia clark-kaplan on Nov 5, 2013 7:24:08 GMT -6
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LOL omg i just realized how funny it would be if you like .. you died from malnourishment??
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Post by jonny kaplan on Nov 5, 2013 8:19:40 GMT -6
| Not massively likely in the first world. Morbid obesity is the bigger killer, pun intended. |
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Post by sinthia clark-kaplan on Nov 5, 2013 8:49:52 GMT -6
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Yea well it wasn't funny.
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Post by jonny kaplan on Nov 5, 2013 9:24:30 GMT -6
| If you think any puns are funny then you're more basic than I thought. Which is pretty fucking basic. |
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Post by sinthia clark-kaplan on Nov 5, 2013 9:34:24 GMT -6
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I SAID IT WASN'T FUCKING FUNNY.
you're fucking infuriating.
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Post by jonny kaplan on Nov 5, 2013 9:38:08 GMT -6
| Yeah, thus assuming that puns are supposed to be funny. Which they aren't, not if you're not retarded. What you just said isn't funny, the sky isn't funny, iPhones aren't funny... let's just keep listing things that aren't supposed to be funny and pointing out that they're not funny. |
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Post by sinthia clark-kaplan on Nov 5, 2013 9:40:21 GMT -6
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I'm going to post a link to our sex tape on my twitter ... that's p fucking funny!!!
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Post by jonny kaplan on Nov 5, 2013 9:41:56 GMT -6
| Feel free. |
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