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Post by atlas leblanc on Nov 14, 2013 22:44:21 GMT -6
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Hi. I can't sleep without you.
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Post by eden zimora on Nov 14, 2013 23:09:26 GMT -6
|  i genuinely hope you're suffering! |
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Post by atlas leblanc on Nov 14, 2013 23:10:45 GMT -6
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Don't be mad at meeee. I already have an Eden pile. So many presents. Real Spanish patron!
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Post by eden zimora on Nov 14, 2013 23:17:34 GMT -6
| that does make it slightly better but doesn't completely excuse your behavior. you're so mean for abandoning me. i've literally just slept in your bed and watched xmas movies on netflix since you've been gone. |
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Post by atlas leblanc on Nov 14, 2013 23:23:34 GMT -6
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Stop it I'm crying, I'm so jealous.
Tell me literally everything you've done since I left. From morning to night. What you ate, and everything.
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Post by eden zimora on Nov 14, 2013 23:36:31 GMT -6
| i slept in basically every day until noon so i can't really say much for breakfast, but i've been eating a lot of coco puffs for dinner. i also fell asleep with a cig in my hand the other day so i might have burned a hole in the carpet but it's ok because i just turned the couch like an inch and it's hidden. btw, i only smoke chocolate flavored cigarettes now. i also was going to seduce this guy at the coffee shop, but then realized he was gay. i'm still considering doing it though. i think i could change him. |
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Post by atlas leblanc on Nov 15, 2013 0:23:34 GMT -6
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I'm missing so much. )': I'm like an attached mother, leaving her newborn. This is brutal, I am never having kids!
You can change him though, for sure. If anyone can, it's got to be you. But wait til I'm home so I can witness your waysss.
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Post by eden zimora on Nov 15, 2013 0:33:53 GMT -6
| you know that every single time someone says that, they end up knocked up in a week right? i'm pretty sure that's woman's real curse. are you worried cilly is gay? |
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Post by atlas leblanc on Nov 15, 2013 18:49:35 GMT -6
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Yea well they're not lucky enough to have a bestie who will gladly take a hanger to their uterus. I mean there's potential there, but mostly because it's human nature. Don't you think?
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Post by eden zimora on Nov 15, 2013 18:57:13 GMT -6
| as long as you give me time to find throw-away clothes - vagina blood and baby chunks are definitely not pretty accessories. i've always known he was gay. |
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Post by atlas leblanc on Nov 15, 2013 19:04:37 GMT -6
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Are you trying to make sure I have nightmares so I really don't sleep...?!
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Post by eden zimora on Nov 15, 2013 19:07:57 GMT -6
| yes, imagine your boyfriend banging jonny while you have your vagina ripped open with a coat hanger. one of those really rusty metal ones they have at thrift shops. |
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Post by atlas leblanc on Nov 15, 2013 19:16:03 GMT -6
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Throwing up everywhere. No patron for Eden! I had the perfect patron and pineapple night planned too, but nope, sorry, going to kill myself now.
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Post by eden zimora on Nov 15, 2013 19:54:29 GMT -6
| here i thought you loved me. :'c |
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Post by atlas leblanc on Nov 15, 2013 20:18:03 GMT -6
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I love you more than patron and pineapples, don't fretttt. Really though. Would you be offended if I were tanner than you?
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