EVANS, Steven D.

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STEVEN DANIEL EVANS

_{TAKE MY EGO FOR A RIDE, CAUSE THERE
IS NOBODY BY MY SIDE. IT'S GETTING HARD
TO JUSTIFY, AND IT WON'T BE LONG UNTIL I
COLLIDE. MY WEAKNESS IS LAID BARE, AS
PEOPLE STOP AND STARE.}

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NICKNAME: Stevie.
AGE & BIRTHDAY: 29 & March 3rd.
HOMETOWN: Atlanta, Georgia.
RESIDENCE: Apartment in downtown Los Angeles.
PROFESSION: Miramont Hotel Apprentice.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single.

LIKES - Gambling, Travel, Watching the Miss Universe Pageants, Expensive wine, Collecting cufflinks, Throwing lavish parties, Beaches, Surfing, Louisa's homemade mashed potatoes, Brunettes, Old war movies, Stark Trek,  Victoria Secret Fashion Show,  Sailing, Going down every aisle during grocery shopping, Fencing, Opportunism,  Linguistics, Antique vehicle collecting.

DISLIKES - An unnecessary work ethic, Overly needy and high strung women, Fishing, Feet, Laffy Taffy, Poorly written music - Aka Pop, Mustard,  Slow drivers,  Betrayal, Cats.

5 THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME -

WHY THE CITY LIFE?

Because it's much more fun to be surrounded by a variety of people, then live in isolation in some small town or countryside or whatever. There wouldn't be shit to do.

DESCRIBE THE PEOPLE/FEEL OF YOUR BUILDING/NEIGHBORHOOD.

Eclectic and entertaining.

WHAT CHANGES HAVE YOU MADE IN THE PAST 5 YEARS?

I've begun to see a therapist for my supposed anger problems, and I gladly go. Not because I think I need it, but because it's fun to mess with my hot therapist. God bless those long perfect legs...

HOW CAN SOMEONE TELL IF YOU'RE LYING OR GUILTY?

I smirk real big and uncontrollably.

DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONAL MORALS:

Never second guess your choices, Always keep your promises to those who deserve it, and Fight for what you want.

HOW MIGHT SOMEONE ATTRACT YOUR ATTENTION?

Low cut tops, smile and wit.

ONE LOVES OR MANY LOVES? WHY?

I don't know. I'm more of a guy who goes with the flow, and what happens, happens. I don't particularly  hate either.

A FAVORITE KIND OF KISS?

Earlobe or you know, between the legs.

WOULD YOU RATHER RELIVE YOUR GREATEST MOMENT OR REDO YOUR WORST MISTAKE? EXPLAIN.

Greatest moment, obviously. It's all about feeling good.

FATHER: Thomas Evans, 57, Miramont Hotel & Atlantis Lounge CEO.
MOTHER: Diane Evans, 49, Socialite- Proud Atlanta Country Club member.
SIBLINGS: ----
EXTENDED: Isaac Evans, 29, cousin, Financial Analyst.
Agnes Evans, 23, cousin, Socialite.
Ophelia Evans, 23, cousin, Socialite.
PETS: ----

"When you think of the ATL, most people think of T.I.'s movie ... or you know, not. But the point i'm trying to make here early on is, my family is oblivious to what they call the "other" side of Atlanta or in Georgia in general. They are Southern royalty, even if somewhat self proclaimed, and their big heads are what keep us both in the midst of social drama and that millions upon millions of dollars continuing to roll in to our bank accounts."

I was born in Atlanta, Georgia to a Diane and Thomas Evans. Even though I was an only child my life was far from boring, as my family is known to procreate like mad, so I grew up with plenty of cousins. My mother Diane is really into that whole Debutante bull, and because she was unable to have anymore children after me, especially a girl, she puts all her effort into decorating my younger cousins Ophelia and Agnes, twins with brains the sizes of peas. She's also a star member of the Atlanta Country Club, and is always the first to use that as her excuse to get away with things. She's an extremely flighty person, and I wouldn't be surprised if my father merely married her for her old money and beauty. Except that wouldn't be like him at all. My father is a respectable businessman, and known to everyone as hard working and typically, for the most part, good natured. He always seems to keep his temper in check 95% of the time, and even during the worst of times, and our family's many public screw ups. I can honestly say i'm most likely a disappointing son to him, which he's expressed as lightly as possible, and of course that sucks, but I am who I am. I'm not in the business of changing my self completely anyway. My father owns one of the top five star hotel and lounges in America though, the Miramont, and he started building it with his father when he was only fourteen years old. The Miramont has been through a lot since then, and i'll admit, I do sometimes fear that i'll end up being that screw up that will ruin my family's hard work and name for good. But you can bet it wouldn't be completely intentional.

I attended college at Northwestern University, and barely graduated, after an incident involving a huge brawl at school almost got me expelled. Being in Chicago was great though, and I still hold an apartment there for visits and holding some parties. I graduated with an unappealing average GPA and did the lame thing and pulled a simple business major, to please my father, and to keep him thinking i'd enjoy a future in the family business. You know, to help secure that trust fund of mine. At the end of the summer of my graduating year, my father "officially" hired me as an apprentice to the hotel practice, and since then, i've done various duties required to help keep the place afloat. I'm more of the behind the scenes guy, at least at first, until my father figured I could appeal to the younger generation and sent me out to do some social networking. I don't mind those as much, considering I end up getting plenty of tail and spending time in some pretty exotic locations merely to convince people to invest in or stay at the Miramont. I've been almost around the entire world and back, and now at 28 years old, I almost feel like a world traveler. I love traveling and will probably never get tired of it. I'm a world class fencer as well, so tournaments took me many places with plenty of interesting stories to tell.

I'm here in Los Angeles for investment and financial purposes with my cousin Isaac, to help my father as usual, as he is thinking of expanding the hotel empire. But I just think he's wasting his time believing i'll be any help in business. After all these years, you'd think he'd know better that I am nowhere near excited to work the rest of my life. I'd much rather just lounge at the beaches, watch the naked and half naked girls frolic in the blue waters or head to a baseball game or upscale gambling house. I'm getting a trust fund anyway, so what's really the point in working for the rest of my life? it's not like i'll throw everything away... When I was 8 though, I was diagnosed with Dyslexia, and I can't even tell you how ashamed that made my mother. She thought I was some kind of invalid or retard, and her and my father spent a good amount of money getting me help. I'm not ashamed of it though, and have on many occasions, even in school, cleverly put it to use to get out of things I didn't want to do. People can be so fucking gullible sometimes, it's great. But my dyslexia sometimes makes me look "unprofessional" when I get frustrated, simply because i'm not the kindest when angry. I also sort of black out when i'm really angry, and i've been seeing my therapist, Sharon, for about 5 years now to try and find "the inner meaning and trigger" behind it all. All I do now is that it all came out at Northwestern when I nearly killed a guy at a Frat party for beating his girlfriend, who, I might say, I never knew before that night. I wasn't trying to be the heroic type or any of that, but something in me just went wild when I saw the bruises, and the next thing you know I find myself standing over him and he's.. a dead mess. I probably would have killed him too if the cops hadn't shown up. I most likely freaked a ton of people out that day, and you can bet that shit was in the paper, causing my mother to be dramatic, bawl her eyes out and whine that I ruined her, and then caused my father to stay in his study and not speak to me for a month. It's like they all forgot that what I did was actually a good fucking deed!

Speaking of girls though, my ex-girlfriend Harvin Meyers is the epitome of psychotic, and part of me agreeing to move to Los Angeles for a while, was because it would also mean i'd be far from her. She's pulled all sorts of stunts, fake depression, pregnancy and whatever else you can think of to get me to marry her. But the innocent and sweet girl she used to be disappeared after two years and there was no way I was getting chained to a hot mess like that. So, again, here I am. Los Angeles is my new home, and so far it isn't half bad. The craziness and diversity suits me, and i'm only more excited to see what is to come for me in this latest adventure.

ALIAS: Eliza
AGE: 22
PLAY-BY: Peter Badenhop
CITY: Los Angeles
LISTENING TO: Pressure - Swollen Members

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