O'REILLY, Cedric F.

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CEDRIC FIONN O'REILLY

NICKNAMES: ced
AGE & BIRTHDAY: twenty-four & january 2nd
HEIGHT: 6'3"
HOMETOWN: belfast, northern ireland
RESIDENCE los angeles
PROFESSION: actor, director & comedian
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single

FATHER: seamus o'reilly (director)
MOTHER: michalle o'reilly (actress)
SIBLINGS: ciaran, & roisin o'reilly
EXTENDED: n/a
OTHER: n/a

THESE ARE MY OPINIONS WHICH SHOULD BY DEFAULT BE YOUR OPINIONS

1. french fries belong in mayonaise, or curry. not ketchup, and fucking certainly not gravy
2. q. rock is a fox
3. florence welch looks like sarah jessica parker's great uncle
4. bacon ice cream
5. if steve buscemi and nicolas cage ever had a child, it would be sloth from the goonies
6. girls who roller derby get me hard
7. why count sheep when you can watch star wars and just as easily fall asleep
8. 5am bedtime. 3pm wake up.
9. 3pm wake up: pancakes, bacon, sausage, steak, omelette, all the hp sauce. desert with mary-j.
10. why cillian murphy when cedric o'reilly?
11. that vacuum from teletubbies is the deuteragonist of my nightmares
12. barry's tea is only proper when orange
13. lil wayne. that fucker.
14. it's not about the dipping, it's about the stirring
15. ^ i'm talking about a good fondue you fucking fuck
16. sporty spice is 100% a dyke
17. so is harry styles, jedward (together), and also justin bieber (likely all a big dyke orgy)
18. kill bill is tarantino's worst film. reservoir dogs, the best
19. off yourself if you've never seen clerks
20. off yourself if you saw clerks and didn't like clerks

SHIT PEOPLE SHOULDN'T KNOW BUT PROBABLY DO ANYWAY

1. my father was a drug addict and allowed me to try marijuana at six
2. drugs became our thing. some dads played baseball with their sons, mine shared a joint
3. i've been arrested numerous times on drug related charges
4. most recently, for cocaine
5. i probably couldn't get through the day without being a little bit high, which probably makes me an addict
6. i fucking love confrontation
7. shit nobody knows - when i'm fucking with you, i'm not fucking with you
8. i'm a charming douchebag
9. i got my teacher suspended by saying she touched me
10. after admitting she didn't, i stowed pot in her desk drawer
11. then i pissed in her purse and was promptly expelled

ANSWERING FANMAIL

@cedricoreilly the landings was BRILLIANT! enjoyed it very much.
--- @petrarichards34 cheers mate
@cedricoreilly I thought u was spose to be a comdien but all u do is make fun of everything
--- @tjpicton sublime on so many levels
@cedricoreilly ur a fooking arsehole
--- @gigiversace ur a lovely whore
@cedricoreilly i follow u bc ur a comedian, not for ur celebrity bashing
--- @keith656 and you're a chef, make me a fucking sandwich
@cedricoreilly do something about ur eyebrows
--- @missonellia shut your filthy whore mouth

ARTICLE FOR 'THE PAINTED LADY'

"he's actually a fucking asshole," is the answer we get when asking about cedric o'reilly on the set of his television show, the landings. this is said by his brilliant costar, amy fare, who clearly means no harm by it. the set is relaxed, everyone appears chill and cool, there is no nail biting or temple-rubbing on this set.. they don't even look like their at work, but they are. then there's cedric o'reilly against the backdrop, his face expressionless as he delivers a sarcastic line, the crew grinning at the flawless delivery. cedric, with his messy mop of hair, and bushy eyebrows, it's no wonder he's getting worldwide attention with that handsome mug.

cedric was born and raised in the city of belfast, northern ireland. his family was constantly involved in show business, and he began his career at barely a year old as baby jesus in the queen's film theatre production of the nativity. during his childhood cedric played minor roles in his father, underground director seamus o'reilly's films. at the age of seven he attended quirke academy, a prep school for boys. though he was kicked out at age twelve for "being a royal fucking arsehole". at the age of seventeen he dropped out of high school and moved to los angeles to pursue an acting career, his parents cut him off as a result. "i casted for fucking everything for a bit of money, even fucking twilight," which he didn't get due to that "robert patterson fucking twat and lack of 'sparkle'." writer director judd apatow eventually took notice, and like he had so many others, sent o'reilly's career flying. "cedric's the package under the christmas tree, which is shaped like a bowling ball, but then you open it, and BOOM, elephant," apatow speaks of his find. "he's steve martin, he's bill murray, he's john candy, he's rowan atkinson, he's larry fucking david smothered in hagis.. or potatoes, whatever his people eat."

and like that, o'reilly's career flourished. starring in an apatow film, people started to take notice. he was offered roles on roles. at the age of twenty-two, he felt in his prime. he was beginning to get restless in his career. "i needed change, got bored with fulfilling everyone else's projects, and wanted to fulfill my own." and so came, the landings. it's been described as law and order meets workaholics. ridiculous but smart. it has recieved critical acalaim and a cult following. 'the landings' will be enjoyed by generations to come. watch it 10 thursdays at nbc.

ALIAS: ciara
AGE: twenty-one
PLAY-BY: georgieeee
CITY: la
LISTENING TO: nadaa

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