WALKER, Jason J.

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JASON JOHN WALKER

_{HEY THERE SUGAR, EYES SO BLUE, RIDING AROUND IN YOUR RED HQ
YOU DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR MAMA SAYS, GO WITH THE IDEAS IN YOUR HEAD}

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NICKNAME: johnny walker
AGE & BIRTHDAY: 23, august 10th
HOMETOWN: doomagee, qld, australia
RESIDENCE: a mate's couch in brooklyn
PROFESSION: diesel fitter
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single

LIKES - fords, carl barron, like a version, pants off friday, hamish and andy in general, fritters, 351 cleveland, big macs, CAT, brunettes,  cummins,  nina las vegas, erin mcnaught,  counter meals, queensland reds, australian wallabies, beer, bundy rum, sidchrome, bull terriers, pigging, top gear, fishing, carrie bickmore, the castle, triple j, las vegas, hooters, chris lilley, hilltop hoods, archer, tony abbott's daughters, homebrew.

DISLIKES - fucking girls with red fucking lipstick, night shift, VB, doomagee, dry camps, the NRL, the fucking ashes, australian cricket in general, johnny walker - so ironic, babies/children, nicki minaj, cats, cooking shows, jonathon thurston, reality tv, holdens,  no overtime pay,  school, reading, my old man, the all blacks, the springboks, tony abbott, mandatory voting, on site drug and alcohol screens, OHS officers.
    

5 THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME -

WHY THE CITY LIFE?

why the fuck not? i'm ready for the fucking grand tour of the USA, unfortunately starting it in las vegas was a shitty idea, so i'm crashing on a mate's couch for a while until i can start fucking shit up again. shouldn't be long now.

DESCRIBE THE PEOPLE/FEEL OF YOUR BUILDING/NEIGHBORHOOD.

i met a few drag queens the other day, that was some scary shit. i haven't met any neighbours but, aye.

WHAT CHANGES HAVE YOU MADE IN THE PAST 5 YEARS?

five years? i don't fucking know. i got trade, i work in the mines, not much fucking changes. you work 2 weeks on, you drink for your two weeks off. it's not fucking rocket science.

HOW CAN SOMEONE TELL IF YOU'RE LYING OR GUILTY?

i'm a pretty good liar, aye. betcha can't tell.

DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONAL MORALS:

all for one and more for me.

HOW MIGHT SOMEONE ATTRACT YOUR ATTENTION?

'oi cunt!'

ONE LOVES OR MANY LOVES? WHY?

many many loves.

A FAVORITE KIND OF KISS?

down under kiss c; best pick up line ever.

WOULD YOU RATHER RELIVE YOUR GREATEST MOMENT OR REDO YOUR WORST MISTAKE? EXPLAIN.

i don't know what this shit means.

FATHER: john tapuai
MOTHER: eve walker
SIBLINGS: benny walker, 32. dom walker, 29.
EXTENDED: lou, grandmother.
PETS: none

"you might think my family is a bit fucked, but up in doomagee it's pretty standard, aye. i'm a half-caste. my mom is aboriginal and my dad is samoan. but he's never fucking around, he's always in and out of jail since before i was born and my brother's and i are all half brothers 'cause mum's a bit of a slut. nobody gives a fuck in doomagee. i lived with my grandma in brisbane for a  long time though, so yeah."

i guess i had a shitty childhood, but it's pretty much the same for everyone in the mission. no one's parents are any fucking good, to busy getting pissed or fucking around we were pretty much left to our own devices. none of us went to school or bothered with anything, you find shit to do with your time -  root around, get pissed, get high off anything you can find. my brothers and i used to make a bit of coin on the side, ripping off cars and stripping them for parts. first it started off just fucking around with people in mount isa for fun, then we started stripping cars to smuggle booze into the mission and getting paid a fuck tonne to do it. we got caught a bunch of times, locked up a few times, but we were kids, so no fucking cared. my brothers were a fair bit older then me, and they were in jail for robbing some places and beating up some assholes in rocky by the time i was about 9. dad was in jail too, and mum was probably sluttin around or getting pissed or something, anyway, i ended up getting put into the system but it didn't last long. eventually my grandma came and got me. i didn't know the bitch from a bar of soap, aye. my old man fucked mum and took off pretty fucking soon after i was born and mum had no parents, cause she was one of those stolen generation kids. ol' grandma was a tough bitch though. she was old school samoan, she didn't take no lip, and if you gave it to her, she usually flogged ya with whatever was close by. didn't mind though, the old lady wasn't as strong as she thought. she was cool though, she tried to make me go to school for a few years but i never learnt to read or write nothing, so she had to teach me and even now i'm a shitty speller and i fucking hate reading. i skipped school a lot, used to take off and get high or steal cars for joyrides. got into a fair amount of trouble in brissy too, the cops aren't as lenient as they are up in the cape. eventually the old girl got me an apprenticeship because she knew i was no fucking good in school. i was about 15 and started a diesel fitters apprenticeship in the mines. the old bitch wasn't stupid, they pay a mint, so i was keen to start, but they also fucking drug test so i had to stay clean and not fuck around on them. not gonna lie though, it's pretty fucking great work. i've always liked cars and engines and those big dozer and excavators are fun as fuck to work on. now i look after the old girl, since she's only on pension and probably pushing 100 years old, but i thought i'd take off to america and canada and mexico and see what shit is like over here. turns out i got about $150 grand banked and grandma told me to buy i house, so what did i do? i bought a ticket to las vegas instead. haha suck on that.    

ALIAS: tiana
AGE: too friggin old
PLAY-BY: marlon t
CITY: coast to coast
LISTENING TO: song & artist

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