OLIVERAS, Sebastian L.

[sebastian oliveras]

SEBASTIAN LEVI OLIVERAS sebastian levi oliveras (born 07/26/1989) is an american football quarterback, currently playing for the san francisco 49ers. he played college football for the university of southern california trojans, earning the heisman trophy in his senior year. in the 2011 NFL draft, oliveras was selected 8th overall by the new york giants, despite carrying a shoulder injury. he was traded to the san francisco 49ers for draft picks in 2012. quarterback coach steve clarkson has described oliveras as a cross between joe montana and tom brady.

- "smith traded - pressure mounts on injured QB sebastian oliveras" (ESPN online)

- @lindslombardo "pretty certain i just made out with @basoliveras at hyde #starstruck #49ersconvert"

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your signature: curls. they get the girls.
your coffee order: budweiser.
your go-to magazine: anything but sports illustrated.
your favorite brand: nike.
your ultimate goal: winning a superbowl.

I absolutely don't understand: the thing about girls and their shoes.
I've always looked up to: my old man.
I'm most likely to feud with: sam bradford.
I'm starting to pay attention to: redheads.
I've always wanted to hook up with: jennifer lawrence.
I wonder what it's like to be: a girl, and why they don't just play with their tits all day?

"one of my coaches once told me that any sport you want to try your hand at it about 50% talent and 50% working your ass off. but if you want to get anywhere it has to be more like 50% talent and 99% working your ass off. i don't think the bastard could count, but he was a good coach. i've always been good at sports, but i've always been pretty notoriously lazy, and really easily distracted. that coach spent a lot of time, kicking my ass at training and getting my head in the game. you play the game because you love it, and if you don't love it, get the fuck out and make room for someone who does."

what, if anything, keeps you grounded?

athena, mostly. if at anytime i get cocky or arrogant about anything, she'll be there to shoot me down and pull me back into line, with typical sisterly abuse and scathing sarcasm. it's what she does.

would you rather relive your best moment or redo your worst mistake?

what dick would want to do anything other then relive the awesome moments in their lives? if i were to redo my worst mistakes, it would take half a lifetime, and even then, i would probably just mean i would fuck up somewhere else. i'd much prefer to think about my draft or amazing sex or catching a perfect break at maverick's. stick to the good, don't dwell on the shit parts of life.

where's your escape from the city?

the beach. whether it's manhattan beach, waimea bay in hawaii, teahupo'o tahiti, snapper rocks at the gold coast, i take after my dad and i'll follow a good swell anywhere. i love getting out of the water and concentrating on the waves and breaks and forgetting about everything else. there's nothing more relaxing. it's cathartic... that's a word, right?

what are you like when you're out of the spotlight?

whatcha see is whatcha get. i don't go home and settle down after a game with a cup of tea and a good book. and i doubt anyone would expect me too. i'm young, i like to have fun, i like to go out and party and be a scoundrel and hope that i don't come home with any arrest warrants in my name. 

how do you think your team would describe working with you?

i think the term 'cocky little asshole' has been thrown around on more then one occasion. but purely in jest. i've learnt a lot from my predecessors and i work my ass off for my team so i hope that it's also interspersed with 'talented' or 'hardworking' on occasion. that being said, i think there's always time for a prank or two in my books, but i take my game seriously. and i like to think they know that too. if i fuck up a pass or throw an interception, the know that the person that going to be the hardest on me is me and that shows my dedication to them, tenfold.

were there any deciding moments in your career?

draft was up there, i didn't get the first overall pick i was aiming for, 8th isn't so bad and i could have been dealt a worse hand then the giants. but  getting traded back to the west coast was awesome. new york was never really my kinda place, and while everyone was great out there and i was glad for the opportunity, i haven't looked back since starting with the 49ers. the superbowl was great too, but it'll be better when it's me as starting QB and we're taking the win.

any inside details on your latest project?

preseason camp starts up again soon and i'll be getting my ass whipped back into shape ready for next season. there's a few changes in camp and there will be even more once the draft is finalised. as for me, trying to keep my new puppy from chewing up all my shit is taking up most of my time...

father: beau oliveras
mother: elsie french-oliveras
siblings: athena oliveras
other: jameson polshuk, brother in law. tank, bull terrier.


we were born in hawaii, athena and i. we're twins, but i'm technically older. if you knew elsie the whole twin thing makes a lot of sense, it's like she was such a control freak that she probably willed all her pregnancies into one and the world didn't want to argue so it just went along for the ride. she was a model, and i stress the was because she still thinks she is and it's starting to get plain embarrassing, so she didn't want to ruin her body twice in a lifetime having two children at two separate times. this sounds crazy, but i'm not even making this up. my dad on the other hand is possibly too laid back for his own good - how they ever got along enough to get married and procreate is beyond me, because they never agree. it has been the building blocks of our lives since we were babies. mom and dad never agree, they never give in and they never compromise. they both just do whatever they want, so we have an unnecessary amount of houses and lofts and chateaus and beach 'shacks'. as kids we were shuttled around a lot, travelling with dad to competitions and mom to shoots or parties, we were never far from a private jet and always in the public eye. 

i basically ignored the attention. i didn't need to be on a 'best dressed list' like elsie and i didn't care about being famous, i did my own thing,  i had been surfing with beau from before i could walk in hawaii, and sports always came easy to me. i played any sport that crossed my path - football mostly, and lacrosse in the off season, but growing up i played basketball, baseball and  ran track as well. i wasn't like athena and elsie who belonged in the spotlight, but when i started getting serious about football and started at USC as their QB, nothing was off the radar anymore. i had some good seasons at USC, and went into my senior year looking like the #1 draft pick for the 2011. but my season got sloppy towards the end as i nursed a shoulder injury and my prospects dropped. i didn't do too badly. i wasn't #1, but 8th overall isn't too shabby. i was drafted to the giants as a third string QB and after preseason i didn't see much action. 

i'd always had a bit of a reputation with the ladies. when i was 5 i was caught kissing ayla vanikain in the pool house and it started a life long admiration and infatuation with very beautiful women. my first girlfriend was grace when i was 13 and then i went on to date and lose my virginity to ayla at 15, and after that there was amber, georgia, and then i cheated on her with michelle. senior year of high school was fiona mckay the prom queen to my prom king, the girl i thought i knocked up and the girl i ditched for college. once i hit college i developed a bad habit for not bothering to learn names. things started getting blurry with all the parties and let's just say i let the celebrity go to my head a little. plus i never really dated any girls, anna, ariel, taylor and eva were more flings then anything else. then there the 3 years of my life that was chelsea vandevich and the epic cheating that ruined that on both of our accounts. i was determined to marry her a graduation, i don't know why, because i didn't even knock her up. i followed that up by dating my best mate, she was cute and hot and i was curious, you know? but then i cheated on her when i fucked chelsea again and that was the end of that. since then, i've been smooth sailing when i comes to girls because i've decided to ban all their complicated bullshit from my life. i mean, i stil have to put up with athena, but she's not even as bad anymore now that she's hitched. i've hooked up with a couple of the cheerleaders at the giants and a few of athena's model friends when i was living in new york. it was a slow season sitting on the bench in NY so i killed a lot of time with a lot of women.

now i'm back on the west coast, and it's been a good year. we went to the superbowl, and even though we went down to the ravens, it was still one of the best games of my life. alex smith just got traded, and even though i'm coming off another shoulder injury i'm looking forward to moving up to second string and sharing the field time with kaepernick. i share my time between san fran in LA, because in all honesty, LA is home to me.  

alias: tiana
age: 24
play-by: max motta
spotlight group: limelight
city: LA
listening to: skrillex - bangarang

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